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luxian wrote:Doing SeX!

Yeah, and the other person you're making sex with ?

They have to go to therapy and never fully recover.

Man, the sex thing is a good one. It's hard to top that.

If I had to choose, I'd say to die in my sleep......

luxian wrote:Doing SeX!

This would have been my first choice, but following that would be a much more elaborate way.

I would jump off a bridge with a river underneath it. I would tie several thin wires to a central mounting point on the bridge, with the end of each would be slip-knotted around a major joint on my body (elbow, knee, hip, neck, etc.). The wires would tighted up from the velocity of my body and severe each body part causing them to fall seperately. The wires would be of different lengths, measured out so the neck goes first, then elbows, and onto the more heavy duty joints as the body gains speed.

Above each joint, there would be ties to close up plastic bags around the joints (I haven't come up with a way to close up the two arm pieces and leg pieces in seperate bags.). This would encase each removed body part in a bag. The bags would be placed on before the jump and would zip tie shut or something similar. Around the plastic bags would be burlap bags, and inside the bags along with the limbs would be little non-related trinkets, like a troll doll, a forgien coin, a Big Mac wrapper, random things like that to confuse investigators.

Around my torso would be a last line, under my arms, to close up a last bag, with leg holes in it (can't get around those legs) and to pull a pin that holds the mointing point on the bridge, having it fall as well.

The end result would be body parts flowing down a river in bags. The mounting point would fall into the river, and probably sink. I could have it carried away by kite / balloon(s) or something instead.

DISCLAIMER:
***** I'd prefer the first choice*******

Jeez, you really have that well planned out huh?
There aren't any bridges near your house are there?

snailian wrote:

luxian wrote:Doing SeX!

This would have been my first choice, but following that would be a much more elaborate way.

I would jump off a bridge with a river underneath it. I would tie several thin wires to a central mounting point on the bridge, with the end of each would be slip-knotted around a major joint on my body (elbow, knee, hip, neck, etc.). The wires would tighted up from the velocity of my body and severe each body part causing them to fall seperately. The wires would be of different lengths, measured out so the neck goes first, then elbows, and onto the more heavy duty joints as the body gains speed.

Above each joint, there would be ties to close up plastic bags around the joints (I haven't come up with a way to close up the two arm pieces and leg pieces in seperate bags.). This would encase each removed body part in a bag. The bags would be placed on before the jump and would zip tie shut or something similar. Around the plastic bags would be burlap bags, and inside the bags along with the limbs would be little non-related trinkets, like a troll doll, a forgien coin, a Big Mac wrapper, random things like that to confuse investigators.

Around my torso would be a last line, under my arms, to close up a last bag, with leg holes in it (can't get around those legs) and to pull a pin that holds the mointing point on the bridge, having it fall as well.

The end result would be body parts flowing down a river in bags. The mounting point would fall into the river, and probably sink. I could have it carried away by kite / balloon(s) or something instead.

DISCLAIMER:
***** I'd prefer the first choice*******

anyway, i think i found an error in your plan... as i understand you would tie your knees, elbows, neck on different strings, different length... Now, if the neck would go off first, there would be quite a lot of force needed for the neck to go off, so you would need a lot of speed... After the neck would go off, there would be not enough speed for the elbows and knees... Am i right or not?

anyway, i think i would now also go for the sex opinion...

nene wrote:anyway, i think i found an error in your plan... as i understand you would tie your knees, elbows, neck on different strings, different length... Now, if the neck would go off first, there would be quite a lot of force needed for the neck to go off, so you would need a lot of speed... After the neck would go off, there would be not enough speed for the elbows and knees... Am i right or not?

I only decided to do the neck first, so I wouldn't have to feel the other limbs get cut off. The cutting wires would be pretty thin, piano wire-ish. So they wouldn't need much tension to cut through a neck. If the bridge was high, I'd have 300 some feet for the body to gain enough momentum between cuts before another part needs that energy.

The whole idea was from a few years back in high school where a friend and I tried to come up with a absurdly complicated way to died. His involved preparing a swimming pool full of macaroni and cheese and taking a nap at the bottom of it, or something like that.

Ive already thought about this.

Im stock stockpiling assorted weapons to defend from the next zombie uprising. I drive around in a military style hummer sending the undead back to the grave. The zombies will then follow the trail of their undead brothern to me and i will be overwelmed but not without an intense last stand.

and the best part about being killed by zombies is that your undead body can haunt the living!

its the last thing that could happen to you... so maybe i would like to do something dangerouse..
jummping from something isnt suhch a god idea... but maybe i would overdose myself with all kinds of drugs.. mmm

Fight for your conuntry and die

Fight for ur rights and die..

ELSE

Jump from a sky scraper ,pointing \w/ satanic sign somewhere assuming web will come out and you'll get a grip lol

antirem wrote:and the best part about being killed by zombies is that your undead body can haunt the living!

I reccomend you a shredder or mincer, mon.

i believe i want to die by getting shot up in combat

Going to have to agree Learner. If I'm going down, imma take me some bastard terrorists with me.

Well, i am sort of afraid of death, so i wouldnt like to know i am dying (like c2o or dropping out of a plane) getting some random guy at the net to kill me when he sees me on the street would be good (i wouldnt know who was my killer, and i wouldnt know if he would find me or not, and i wouldnt know when...)

[O_o] wrote:Well, i am sort of afraid of death, so i wouldnt like to know i am dying (like c2o or dropping out of a plane) getting some random guy at the net to kill me when he sees me on the street would be good (i wouldnt know who was my killer, and i wouldnt know if he would find me or not, and i wouldnt know when...)

Wouldn't knowing that someone was out to kill you, unsure of when or if they'd find you be more scary than necessary? I'm not an anxious person by nature, but that would really stress me out. I can appreciate your desire to not know that you're going to die, but having someone hunt you down would, I think, be counter-productive.