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IF you HAD to chose a method of dying....
by instronics on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:32 pm
LOL, weird indeed. I guess i would just hook myself up with a life support system and install a WIN based OS to controll the unit. That will definately do the trick :p
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by C on Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:17 am
Since I am claustrophobic, I'd choose any way of death besides suffocating.
Even thinking of drawning or sinking, can be dangerous for me.
I also have high anxiety, so there's no way in hell i choose to jump out of a plane! I'd rather die first!
I fear poisonous things too: needles, spiders, poisouness food...
And firearms also scare the crap out of me.
But one thing I dreadfully fear, is broken bones! Oh my GOD!
I can't be hanged, hit by a train, beaten to death...
And I fear banal death like never waking up, or growing so old and die...
So the best way for me to die is a nuclear bomb that blasts 2 inches nearby.
I can't think of anything less painfull or faster.
Even thinking of drawning or sinking, can be dangerous for me.
I also have high anxiety, so there's no way in hell i choose to jump out of a plane! I'd rather die first!
I fear poisonous things too: needles, spiders, poisouness food...
And firearms also scare the crap out of me.
But one thing I dreadfully fear, is broken bones! Oh my GOD!
I can't be hanged, hit by a train, beaten to death...
And I fear banal death like never waking up, or growing so old and die...
So the best way for me to die is a nuclear bomb that blasts 2 inches nearby.
I can't think of anything less painfull or faster.
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by mm_freak on Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:53 pm
You'll call me crazy, but I've already thought about this. =)
My method: I would buy a bottle of carbon dioxide (CO2). With that I'd go into the basement and sit down on a chair besides that bottle, with one of my favorite cigarettes. I'd turn the bottle on and smoke that cigarette. As soon as it stops glowing, I'd know that it'll be over in a minute. This is a painless way of dying. =)
Background: Carbon dioxide is not hazardous for your body, but it's heavier than the air. The room is filling up with a see of CO2. Both fire and your body need oxygen, so as soon as the cigarette is in this "sea", it stops glowing. After a few more seconds, you have a blackout and die, because you don't get oxygen anymore, just CO2. No pain, no screams.
Edit: also this is fully legal. Everything you need you can get in a legal manner. =)
My method: I would buy a bottle of carbon dioxide (CO2). With that I'd go into the basement and sit down on a chair besides that bottle, with one of my favorite cigarettes. I'd turn the bottle on and smoke that cigarette. As soon as it stops glowing, I'd know that it'll be over in a minute. This is a painless way of dying. =)
Background: Carbon dioxide is not hazardous for your body, but it's heavier than the air. The room is filling up with a see of CO2. Both fire and your body need oxygen, so as soon as the cigarette is in this "sea", it stops glowing. After a few more seconds, you have a blackout and die, because you don't get oxygen anymore, just CO2. No pain, no screams.
Edit: also this is fully legal. Everything you need you can get in a legal manner. =)
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by al_tyranny on Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:17 am
mm_freak wrote:Edit: also this is fully legal. Everything you need you can get in a legal manner. =)
Check your local laws; I'm betting that suicide is not legal.
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by Shanks on Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:17 am
hmm... i reckon i'd sell all my stuff to buy the best computer possible and play Counter Strike Source and HL2 until the overload of realism in the graphics pops my tiny little mind... that or play CS:S for 60 or so hours straight...
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by krod on Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:07 pm
cariewna wrote:I'll never die!
That's my mentality, I don't try to think about it
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.-Thoreau
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by Rommaster on Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:18 pm
luxian wrote:Doing SeX!
Haha, how can you die while doing this?
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by cariewna on Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:36 am
nene wrote:Rommaster wrote:luxian wrote:Doing SeX!
Haha, how can you die while doing this?
i think heart attack is the most reasonable option...
It was a scene in Kevin Smith's Clercs about this
(variant for men);P
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