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I've actually had Student Congress rounds where people bring up Chuck Norris jokes...

In one round where we were debating legislation regarding Diplomatic Immunity, one representative brought up that Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick any and all foreigners who break laws. Essentially, he also claimed that Chuck Norris hated ninjas, and foreign diplomats were ninjas.

So, another representative comes up and asks, "Are you really suggesting diplomats are ninjas?" And Rep 1 says yes. Rep 2 gives a speech saying Diplomats aren't ninjas in ANY country.

And good ol' nighthawk asks... "What about Japan?"

I broke to finals

cuck norris facts are funny, the first minutes your discovering them, then they get lamer and lamer

I've been hearing all that Chuck stuff and it still makes me laugh. Atleast someone has had awesome time making those things up :D. I bet that thing will get old someday but better enjoy it as long as I can :).

My favourite is: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

I have no idea why that always makes me laugh.

Btw. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294 Chuck reading Chuck facts :D.