Why Hayashi? Well, the name translates in English to "suspicious", which pretty much describes how I live my life. Most facets of it are kept in utmost secrecy from friends that wouldn't "get it", or I suspect would let it slip, but especially from family. For example, my quite religious mother has no clue that I'm atheist and all matters political dealing with religion merely amuse me. For example, on the campus of a non-religious school that tries to uphold an objective viewpoint, references to Christianity are equally forbidden as references to Satanism. Sometimes I'll claim to be a gay Satanist or a member of the Cult of C'thulu(awesome book.) simply to annoy the "GOD HATES FAGS!" crowd, getting a rise out of the self righteous, intolerant bullshit they spew based on what is to me, a work of complete fiction. Anyway, enough of that, I don't want this to turn into a rant.
An example of what a terrible person i am, you say? Very well. One of my school's current teachers (just the gym teacher, handles the odd field trip / event.) is highly incompetent, and loves nothing more than to play favorites. He'll mess with the intellectuals at school, make overt references to homosexuality between any given two male students he dislikes, etc. Sadly we don't have any openly homosexual students at our school, or he'd be fired by now. I've seen him make things up and greatly stretch truths based on how much he likes a student in his disciplinary reports (he doesn't have the authority to issue formal action, only suggest it.). Anyway, he recently crossed the line with me. I was following and sitting near a group of students silently that feared / were disgusted by me (see SILENTLY) just to get a rise out of them freaking out. (Besides, the childish fear and obsessions of others are NOT my concern or fault, but are certiantly amusing, no?) and he keeps threatening action, and then tells two students that were dismissed earlier that day (We were at the bowling alley, go every Friday.) to leave the bowling alley. Anyway we get into a mini-argument about how the school has no legal right to regulate a student's presence if they don't own the property. Naturally he sticks to the "I want", non-legal side, and I just go back to being a silent pain in the ass. This goes on, and later that day I go listen to the messages on the answering machine and there's one addressed to ym parents from the school, saying that I was following a group of younger girls and saying sexually explicit phrases. (the group i bothered was 4 BOYS and only two girls, of which one of the girls and one of the boys was older than me.) Naturally I laugh my ass off and delete it, but they called their cell hpones too, so now I have to play this out to its conclusion.
Naturally I don't have any credibility in the matter, as I live in America and am not 18, therefore the average person's age-superiority complex will put anything I say out of the picture. Nonetheless, I'll see how much bullshit I can knock out. (The students I was bothering aren't above lying to see someone they dislike inconvenienced, either.) For me, a simple dodge of any and all consequences isn't enough. I'm going to have him fired. How? Remember his homophobic statements and the fact that I don't go to a religious school? Bingo. I'm going to pull a fake coming out on all levels, authoritative, peers, family, etc. and just wait for him to slip up a few times, constantly complaining to the superintendent. What about the potential cost of it? you ask? Well, I don't personally associate with anyone moronic or vindictive-religious enough to treat me any differently if I was actually gay (and I actually don't care myself, though I know at the most I'd only end up bi(I do..appreciate..the female form quite a bit...) and if I have any feeling over the matter its pure curiosity as to how it'll turn out.) That said, I'll tell my closer, trusted friends the truth (They all despise the fool as well.). The only potential cost would be anyone in my family dumb enough, but I don't really care. Onto the next part: hobbies.
If Jack Thompson is right(and I'm sure all of you agree that he's full of shit.), I'm going to become a mass murderer or a serial killer. I've been playing violent first person shooters with inhuman amounts of gore and swearing since I was 9(edited because I remember playing Unreal 2.). Guess what Wacko Jacko? I don't think of enacting horrible violence on people I dislike, and I swear the least out of nearly everyone I know. I really wish I could get the public speaking floor to kill that fucker's career forever. I enjoy just about every facet of gaming, but mostly FPSes, RPGs, and RTS games. I also enjoy typing in complete sentences. As for abstinence only sex education: ENJOY YOUR STDs OVER-PROTECTIVE CONSERVATIVES!
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