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400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: "God! You were FAN-TASTIC! "
SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine...
ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* "Where the hell do think you're putting that?!?!"

Hahahaha !! HILARIOUS !!!

hahah were did you find this ?

Here's another for your enjoyment. It's the same theme, but not as funny

Five reasons computers must be female...

5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Later,
Coley.