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Describe your home of dreams

fixz wrote:Describe your home of dreams

I would have my own Island where my main house is surrounded by a vast rainforest. And there would be multple guard towers throughout the forest. I would have a helipad to go in and out of my home, and the home itself would be a big stone castle filled with many many many secret passageways.

ideal home? probably, a small and simple place located on a not so isolated island with lots of foods, comfortable furnitures, tv, computer with internet, a stereo, dvd player, and maybe a ps3. i guess, that's enough

hehe I like your question, well, in my case, one of my deep and hidden dreams, is to travel around the world, so if I just have something to eat, and some money to pay the tickets, no matter if I pass the night under some tree... but yeah let's get back to reality, this house would be big enough to keep my family and some friends, would have a soccer field, and dogs... see I can't have a dog, I live in a so small department

well, i never really mentally constructed my dreamhouse but i can mention some features i'd find nice...
it should definitly have a big library with lots and lots and lots of books, preferably of books that 1) i read 2) i wanna read 3) are useful like very extensive dictionarys, medical books etc and maybe 4) very old or 5) very famous...
and and I want to have a lot of sublevels... that's pretty senseless but i find the idea of having 3-4 subterranian levels... the lowest one would be full of lots of servers etc
but it shouldn't look like a fallout shelter or something, i'd want it to look really livable...

dream house being whatever i wanted, i would want a huge peice of land.

on this land i would want a castle, made in the old fashion, but of my designs. the main center would be traditional western castle, and the east and west wings would be asian style towers standing at least 6 stories, with the main part being at least 3 stories higher than the wings. the plates on the east and west wings would all be solar pannles to provide energy. i would have a mote, about 15 to 20 feet deep, and 40 feet wide. in this mote i would have gold fish, something i dont need a liscense for, yet goldfish grow to the size of there enviroment, makeing it possable to be big enough to eat someone.

i would have a draw bridge the north and south sides, on each side of the draw bridges would be watermills, the ones on the north produceing energy, the ones in the south doing things such as grinding wheat and other grains. on the tops of the towers of the main part would be gargoyles (if i find i need more energy they would be made of solar pannles) aswell as some windmills makeing yet mor energy.

on the inside i would have 5 to 10 sub floors, each with there own purpose, such as a computer set-up or a dojo or anything else i would want includeing a music studio.

threw out my castle would be hidden passageways, hidden in a variety of ways from the pull a hidden lever type, to the only thing hideing it is a tapastry. i would also have a green house somewhere in my castle, to produce vegi's and fruits so that i can sustain myself.

all of this would be on a peice of land about 100 square miles. where the castle is would be nothing but a clean cut feild, on the east end would be a bamboo forest, and in this bamboo forest i would have a get away shack for personal time away from everyone, which would be connected to one of my sub floors in the castle. on the west side i would have a new england style forest, with many trails and a creek running threw and (in my dream, but i can settle without) a waterfall that comes to a almost closed off area, that is shaped like a pond, but has a outlet to continue as a creek.

in the back (south) i would have a shrub maze, and in the center would be a house for my mom and her boyfriend. i would also suply them with four wheelers to get around the maze, which would have signs to keep them from geting lost because i would have things like storage areas for food and other random things they would want aranged in different areas of the maze. (yes i know it seems weird to do something like this for my mom, but with all the things she has done for me, its the least i could do to help her out as much as i can)

in my castle i would also have a floor for only my dad with everything he could possable want.

on a complete seperate area of my land i would have feilds of wheat and *cough* other crops growing, aswell as a farm with dairy cows and dairy goats, and if i desire, other animals for dairy purposes and chickens strictly for eggs

as for meat to eat, i would have a few ponds, some salt, some fresh, and in them i would let what ever animals i would like to eat live and sustain themselves. and for other meats i would have wild chickens, rabbits, deer, and other animals running free in my woods.

long long LONG explnation, sry bout that, but i have put way too much thought into this

That castle would employ a whole cleaning company

in this mote i would have gold fish, something i dont need a liscense for, yet goldfish grow to the size of there enviroment, makeing it possable to be big enough to eat someone.

Man eating gold fish...man that's good i'd have to remember that, never thought of it, excelent for castle defense. In order to survive they will probably resolve to cannibalism (like in some shark species) and you'll get in the end the biggest, baddest, man eating gold fish that outlived all the others

hells yea. if they were to ever reach something like 10 or 15 feet i would introduce something like a bull shark or two to see who would win, but of course it would be controled, that way if the shark won i would still have some gold fish but as far as feeding them, once im done to five or so i would start feeding them other fish, like bass, cat fish (nasty tasteing, both of them, so its not a waste in my eye's). i think i would also try and imune them to things like poisons the same way we get immune, by introduceing it in there food in increaseing amounts. <.< >.> and i might slip some of my special crop in there fod just so they feel like bob marley on a good saturday night.

as for the cleaning, uhh, i never said who would live there other than family. so i kinda plan on haveing a cleaning crew, but not all the time.

you forgetting....one important thing
id like to live on an island sourrended by
1) GIRLS (those kind in thongs)
2) drinks & food
3) weed
money dont rely count when you got those

i never aid anything about girls, but since u brought it up, i plan to have about 500 big tited naked girls, and have them run threw my "other crops" while wet, then hose them down and use the pollen similar to ur weed