slave, I would cry if you were going to use your Phoenix shell for evil deeds. Please tell me, with a straight face, that you would never do such a thing.
Ok, onto your most recent question. SSL on Windows is relatively difficult. You will need to be an elite hacker, and, if possible, a level 47 Night Elf Mage. Go to the lighthouse in the western corner of Orgrimmar, and do the following:
1. Go to
http://www.slproweb.com/products/Win32OpenSSL.html2. Download that software and let it do a magic dance to fix all the problems in your life. My headphones spontaneously jumped off the desk in glee when I ran Thomas' wonderful program, and I think some dogs in the neighbours' yard had sex to celebrate as well.
3. Throw wads of cash at the developer. If you have a girlfriend, sister or daughter, provide her to him to show your gratitude. But only if she is desirable!
Some fun ideas (I may have already mentioned them) include:
* mIRC with SSL built in (if this doesn't exist, then you need to have sex with either Khaled Mardam-Bey or the Windows XP TCP/IP stack).
* X-Chat (perhaps either a paid-up Windows binary or a free unofficial Windows build, if you're on Windows)
-pcweirdo.
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