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Overview of the '[b]Win32.Wuffie#19[/b]'
- At first glace of this somewhat simple looking type-up of living genetic code commonly referred to as D.N.A(Deoyxribose Nucleic Acid), it looks as if there are several syntax typo's and errors and that it could benefit from a good spellchecker, fortunately they are not error's and actually enhance the randomizing of comments and general odd quality's in a very unique and somewhat unusual way so as to create a very complex and complicated working Virus, albeit far from perfect as it still contains many bugs yet to be filtered out, such bug include nail biting and laziness' for select things.

- Now although it may not seem like a virus it is on the level that its I/O functions consume perfectly written code(in the form of food) and then convert this to complete garbage and waste, it also consumes toxic chemicals in large quantities to create erratic directional behaviour in both the horizontal and vertical movement, this consumption of chemicals also cripples the soundcard driver so that no one can understand a thing and occasionally crashes the system causing it to go into a state of 'sleep' until the system is woken up again, where upon the next boot the system is slow and heavily crippled as a result of invalid code and sometimes memory needing to be flushed.

- This virus is based on 19yr old code but is constantly changing as new code it added from newly learnt topics of interest
Current learning topics on interest include -
-Programming (Delphi, GML, Assembly, more HTML)
-*nix OS's
-Hacking (legal tutorial stuff!)
-Psychology
-Human biology
-People (in a broad and unusual way)

-This Virus is sized at about 763000000mg and has only infected the continent of New Zealand so far in its 19 years of execution
It usually only infects Windows platform's, namely XP but can be easily ported to Dos, Win 9x/ME/NT/2k/2003/CE as well as Gentoo and DebIan Linux flavours

- To remove this virus is very simple, Just send it a Finger packet with the following Hex string " 47 6F 20 54 6F 20 48 65 6C 6C "

I hope this introduction to the Win32.wuffie#19 virus has given you some infomation in the background, working and removal of this odd virus.

haha
number one nerd here

*Ahem* Am not! :oops: and I prefer the term Geek as I havent got a pocket pen protector.

I must admit I was a lil surpised at how un-commenting everyone seems to be about my post, Im not that scary am I?
bah dose anyone understand me? hehe

wuffie wrote:I must admit I was a lil surpised at how un-commenting everyone seems to be about my post, Im not that scary am I?
bah dose anyone understand me? hehe

In general, comments for the Intro section are all the same "Hi, welcome here"-sort thing and too many of these simple replies clog the boards, so quite a few people try to limit their responses to this section.

On the other hand, your post is incredibly imaginative and made me giggle like a wet lesbian Catholic schoolgirl, which is rare (the post quality, I mean :P)

wuffie wrote:-This Virus is sized at about 7630000mg and has only infected the continent of New Zealand so far in its 19 years of execution

Hmm ... 7 630 000 mg = 7 630 g = 7.630 kg ... something tells me your measurements might be a tad off :P

By the way, does this virus spread via IRC? :)

very clever, welcome

[quote]Hmm ... 7 630 000 mg = 7 630 g = 7.630 kg ... something tells me your measurements might be a tad off [/quote]
oops No wonder im feeling so light-headded at the moment

[quote]By the way, does this virus spread via IRC? [/quote]
No it dosnt spread via IRC but it can connect to IRC servers where its contents can then be sheard and access'd, you will usaly notice when it is connected to an IRC server as it generates a welcome note, the welcome note is usaly one of the following...
- hello
- Good morning
- Good arvo
- Where the F'ing hell am I?
- Wassubi

However this virus dose spread via the NZ public bus servce website, but it dose not multiply or copy itself this way as it needs the aid for the 'BBB' service to do so.

This introduction is one of the best ones i've read.

it sounds like a bot with spreading

Wow. I wish I was in a creative mood when I posted my welcome.

Kudos to you.

TheWorldJoker wrote:Wow. I wish I was in a creative mood when I posted my welcome.

Kudos to you.

just a question can someone please tell me WTF Kudos are