MS Paint Story [56k Warning - Graphic Intensive]

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MS Paint Story [56k Warning - Graphic Intensive]

Postby Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:54 am

Lets make a story using Microsoft Paint! Add something to the picture, or change what you want. But lets try to keep a sensical storyline going... Image

A naked man becomes aware of some bees....

EDIT: You can use ImageShack to host the image. And please, nothing vulgar or pornographic.
Last edited by Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby stupergenius on Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:16 am

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And he then notices some sort of blood thirsty creature staring at his censor bar. Twisted Evil
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Postby mm_freak on Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:25 am

I've got GIMP only. =)
I'm x^10 + x^8 + x^5 + x^4 + x^3 + 1, so don't mess with me!
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Postby Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:40 am

Gimp's okay for linux people as long as you keep it in the MS Paint Style Razz
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Postby stupergenius on Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:55 am

mm_freak wrote:I've got GIMP only. =)


Use Wine! Cool
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Postby Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:16 am

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What's this? A paratrooper? With a magical pistol of +10 fishing?
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Postby mm_freak on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:24 am

nighthawk wrote:Gimp's okay for linux people as long as you keep it in the MS Paint Style :P


You should know how I hate Microsoft, so there is no reason for me to keep it in MS-Paint style. =)
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Postby Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:40 am

mm_freak wrote:You should know how I hate Microsoft, so there is no reason for me to keep it in MS-Paint style. =)


By MS Paint Style I mean that "Oh my god how could they imagine someone would do serious graphics editing with that system? The best I can draw is a lumpy naked man near a deformed tree!"

Part of MS-Paint's awesomeness is in its complete worthlessness as a serious graphic editing tool.
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Postby mm_freak on Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:24 am

That's true. And the MS-Paint "style" can be reflected by almost any image manipulation program. =)
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Postby Will on Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:31 am

So use the gimp and add to our story Smile
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Postby thebeast on Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:26 am

It's a apple tree ^^
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Edit by nighthawk: Added it to imageshack + thumbnail.
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Postby stupergenius on Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:17 am

Then the awesome paraguy shoots his +10 gun at some apples, making them fall into the opening of the bee's hive and impaling the blood thirsty creature which emits vasts amounts of blood and apple.

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Postby Will on Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:25 pm

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The beehive exploded and out came the evil dark-lord of the bees, Bobby McPrescott.
(Edit, I don't know why the ground just abruptly ends on the left hand side, so let's pretend its the edge of the world.)
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